Big Ass Porn

What’s with man’s excessive obsession over a big phat booty as witnessed in the rising popularity of big ass porn sites?

Son, a big booty to men is what a huge dick is to ladies. Gentlemen, what do you do if your girl looks you straight in the eyes and calmly assures you they love your dick just the way it is and that size doesn’t really matter? Here is what you should do; break up with that disgusting lying whore right there because she clearly finishes alone in the shower. I assure you there’s someone with a longer thicker cock that does the remaining 7-inch distance that comes after the 2 inches you just worked on. Gaddamit! – are women even people!

And ladies, if your man says he doesn’t mind your long back that extends to where your ass should have been mounted, and that he likes it flat – mmmh, he’s just being polite and you are what he can afford under the circumstances. Of course, he’ll ditch you the first bit of money he gets, but at least, you knew what you were getting yourself into when he lied straight to your face that he doesn’t love ass. Men are visual beings, and a perfectly humongous butt is a great place to gaze at. For men, the desire for curvaceous chicks is innate, and we can hardly ignore ass even if we wanted to.

Enlighten us bruv, why is big ass porn category so damn popular?

Simple, even other girls can’t look away when a chick with a bigger ass passes by, so it helps that the category is viewed by everyone including gay dudes! Show me a site without a big ass porn category and I’ll show you a site that’s only visited by you. We all can’t get enough of big booties and it’s printed right there on our browser history.

Your love for big ass porn is probably the single most common thing you have with the next dude. I’m not saying it’s the most ideal conversation starter, but it doesn’t hurt trying.

This page is me doing you a solid and publishing reviews of all the big ass porn sites I could get my hands on. Every site has a big ass category, but are they good enough? Do they feature the right girls? What is the quality of their action? I answer all these questions and more in my reviews.