Milf Porn

Doesn’t MILF Porn Just show Older Women Who’ve Refused To Quit Being A Slut?

First of all, fuck you! Fuck you because we don’t call women old here. That’s age shaming and we don’t encourage it here. Try cougar, hot mummy, or alluring mama, and several other acceptable names (I’ll be releasing the full list soon). Okay, we’re in the clear now because, phew, women are sensitive about their age!

And yes, your question was onto something. See, porn just discovered the best word to call women older in a much much flirtier way. And while Mom I’d Like to Fuck sounds extremely perverse saying it out loud, it’s perhaps the best compliment an older woman could get. We’ve all fantasized about getting it on with our friends’ well-kept moms. It’s an erotic fascination every young lad has struggled with, and since sometimes it never goes past the fantasy stage, the second best thing is to bury ourselves in MILF porn.

You get storylines that almost exactly depict your wild fantasies, and my job here is to ensure you have a lifetime supply of MILF porn sites to fuel that ungodly desire to smash your best friend’s hot momma.

Isn’t it just wrong that M in MILF stands for Mom/ Mother? Sounds more like another messy taboo porn to me

What, now I’m your therapist? From my understanding, ‘Mom’ is a depiction of an older confident mother-figure with nurturing tendencies. It doesn’t mean you have sexual desires for your actual mom, but you would certainly fuck everyone in her book club. Does that make you a horrible individual? YES, you’re a creepy piece of shit, but we’re not here to discuss morality, so you’re off the hook for now. And YES, MILF porn depict a provocative taboo we all would be guilty of if sexual desires and fantasies came to pass for every fapper out there. In my book, taboo porn is the real sh%t!

What’s my role in all this MILF porn buffet?

I’m just an enabler of your perverse masturbation habits. I make sure you don’t lift a finger trying to find good MILF porn sites on the internet. It’s not easy work, doesn’t pay much, but it is honest work, and I do it with my head held up high and my dick in my hand. Is my mom proud of me? Well, I wouldn’t know because I got banished from her basement when she discovered I had boned every MILF in her knitting club.