VR Porn
Hey losers, strap in your VR headsets, it’s about to get kinky!
The best place to watch porn for irredeemably habitual fappers like myself and some of y’all sick degenerates would be right at the set during the shoot. Unfortunately, this might never happen in our lifetime, but a similar experience can be recreated through VR technology. You know me, I won’t trouble you with the nerdy mechanisms of VR, but will sure make you understand why your standard 2D screen isn’t doing you any justice and why you should get a VR headset and subscribe to a VR porn site.
VR Porn is immersive, honestly there’s nothing like it in industry right now!
So picture this: A lazy Sunday evening, and as usual you’re not getting some, so you’ve become an avid masturbator that church can’t save. Over time, your dick has grown immune to the traditional cheap porn you’ve consumed throughout the years. You’re horny and curious, so you strap in your VR headset, and behold, you’re no longer in your stinky living room.
The real world around you fades as you plunge into an immersive realm – a 360 degrees mythical space that places you in the same room with your favorite pornstar. You now own the 9-inch schlong that is soaking inside Abella Danger’s juicy cunt, and you can’t tell the difference because your puny cock is already rock hard and might explode with the first stroke. It gets better than being in the same room with the hot MILF. Now you’re obliterating her perfectly lubed asshole from all the right angles. That’s virtual reality for you – the most immersive porn viewing experience you can ever enjoy!
Where can I score some quality VR porn? – I bet a fapper of your reputation has no trouble recommending good porn!
I see my legendary reputation precedes me or it’s just flattery, but I’ll take it. On this page, I dutifully patrol the murky waters of the internet, reviewing every VR porn site I could lay my unholy hands on just so you don’t go through the struggle. I believe man deserves the highest quality porn there is, and my job of feeding your alarming masturbation addiction by finding the best VR porn sites on the internet and listing it here for you is already cut out for me.
Expect in-depth analysis of every site posted here; the exclusive features, quality of their material, user experience, functionality, the hot babes and dreamboats starred in the various scenes, and most importantly we’ll be calling out their bullshit if they’ve got any. I don’t take no prisoners, and so if the site is crappy, I’ll sure call them out in nastier words.
Folks, I cannot overstate how VR porn might be the best adult entertainment on the internet right now. I consume an unhealthy amount of VR porn myself, of course, I’m a lost cause, which is why you should trust me when say I know the exact material that’ll swing your dick to full throttle in seconds.